Yeah, I know, I won't even post the excuse that I watch these movies because of my wife because no one would believe me. Also...it wouldn't be true, because I LOVE them. They are the single most fun movies to watch in years. Don't believe me? If you've ever watched "Mystery Science Theatre 3000", then you know just how much fun it is to watch awful, terrible, and painful movies like "Twilight" with a lampooning backtrack and commentary.
Is it mature? No.
Is it hilarious? Oh yes.
Enjoy this brooding lunch break doodle of Edward "Constipated" Cullen.